Crotchcano

A crotchcano is an opening, and/or rupture, in a person's pelvic area.

Adj: Vagina

Guy: You make me so hot
Girl: I'm hot too. My crotchcano is on fire.

by ihuntmidgets April 24, 2010

crotchi botchi

this is half the words to every rap song ever

lalalalala crotchi botchi

by ederpaka September 3, 2010

Cabin Crotch

'Cabin Crotch' A condition caused by sitting in one place for long periods of time.

Symptoms: Warm crotch area accompanied by a musty, funky woft, due to poor air circulation and long periods of sitting down.

Sometimes an irritating itch within the crotch area would often indicate that its time to get out of your chair and have a little walk around, to perhaps 'vent' the area and relieve agitation caused by the stress of being seated..

'Dunno about cabin fever Tom, think I may have cabin crotch'...

by Ding Dong 69 September 23, 2010

Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

crotch

(verb) to grip or hold something with the inner thighs while sitting in order to leave one's hands free. This is almost always done in a vehicle with a fast food item, such as a beverage or carton of fries.

We're out of cup holders; looks like I'll have to crotch my root beer.

by sambarnes February 16, 2008

Crotch nipple

Another phrase for a woman's clitoris

Julian: Hey Bridie, mind if I suck on your crotch nipple?

by Jb1991 August 6, 2013

twinkie crotch

A promiscuous woman with blonde (twinkie-colored) pubic hair. Her crotch is golden brown on the outside and full of cream on the inside.

She is such a twinkie crotch.

by Joughie April 10, 2008