mmmmmm a coffee oreo
by PikaboyMOD February 05, 2022
a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
by Attila8tla November 17, 2014
in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
by c0ffeebeans October 10, 2018
What one officer said to another in a video recording submitted in connection to the defamation trial of Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard.
The man testifying and recounting events that transpired during said video fell asleep and they had to replay the video four times to make sure he was paying attention.
The man testifying and recounting events that transpired during said video fell asleep and they had to replay the video four times to make sure he was paying attention.
by Makōuh April 27, 2022
The use of rock music to either wake ones self up, or to keep someone awake. Particularly when behind the wheel of a car.
by Zach Attack 360 March 12, 2010
Yo I'm bored and tired let's play coffee pong. It makes sense because Doug is old and wouldn't make it through the day without it.
by Idaho_Udaho October 20, 2014