A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 3, 2016
Get the Coffee wienermug. Yo I'm bored and tired let's play coffee pong. It makes sense because Doug is old and wouldn't make it through the day without it.
by Idaho_Udaho October 20, 2014
Get the Coffee Pongmug. in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018
Get the to coffee beanmug. A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!
Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.
Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.
by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013
Get the Weekend Coffeemug. 
joe locke has coffee breath according to both kit and bash (bash took it to the extinct and made a whole song about it . that had the whole fandom, screaming and crying
by joelockelvr67 July 19, 2022
Get the coffee breathmug. When with a friend at coffee shop. You both sit down to have coffee and have a conversation or two, first one to have to shit gets fucked.
by Evans2987 September 27, 2022
Get the Coffee timemug.