Butt Burrito

A huge solid turd, especially very thick turds that cause pain when excreted. The blood accompanying a butt burrito is sometimes known as "special sauce".

She sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds... Must be laying a butt burrito.

by Hoopty Doopty May 26, 2010

Eat the Burrito

To eat the burrito is to live life to the fullest, to take on a task whole-heartedly, to persevere and overcome adversity.

The US Olympic Hockey Team stunned the world by winning the gold medal in the 1980 Winter Olympics. No one suspected they were going to Eat the Burrito.

by Jason Denton April 20, 2010

sexfast burrito

The act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning sex (sexual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. Can refer to the burritos themselves, the sexual act itself, or both.

She stayed over last night and luckily I had tortillas and eggs so we had sexfast burritos in the morning.

by B.tizzle October 14, 2012

Johnny B. Burrito

wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate

I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional

by Jobertello November 13, 2009

Burritos

When a man sticks his penis into his anus and passes gas until reaching orgasm.

"Alex was alone making burritos all night!"

by Deelite January 1, 2010

Burrito Sneezer

you shit in one of the girls nostrils after ass sex then jizz in the other then open your mouth in front of her nose when she sneezes

Man I had the greatest Burrito Sneezer yesterday.

I wanna get a Burrito Sneezer from Mrs. Miklosky.

by Kip and Caolan January 12, 2005

California Burrito

The best kind of burrito, ALWAYS made with guacamole. It also has everything else a normal burrito has. They are made fresh from authentic restaurants.

Dude, im hungry, I'm going down the street to get myself a California burrito.

by PostToBe76 March 17, 2015