burrito

to be passed out drunk/high, and have someone wrap a blanket around you, like a burrito, and take a picture

never accept a blanket from JP, she'll wait til you fall asleep and then burrito you

by C1VO September 16, 2011

neato burito's

agreement of something, or agreement.

"hey man, this shit whack"
"neato burito"

by Morgan June 22, 2004

sweaty burrito

a dirty sanchez with ball sweat instead

tom gave gulliver a sweaty burrito

by brent December 3, 2003

Norwegian Burrito

The hygge male sex organ.

During winter, I take comfort in a great Norwegian burrito.

by Rayosnshn March 13, 2021

burittos

little fat mexican children

"hey Tina look at those burittos !"

"man those little burrito must weigh like 90 pounds a each! I feel sorry for their mom she must have to carry them around i dont even think they can walk."

by monipulator June 19, 2009

Green Burrito

A man puts his penis into a woman (or man's) asshole while the taker has to defecate. The taker then defecates and then sucks the poo off the penis.

Then, they make out.

"Mmm, baby, I have to poo."

"I'm in the mood for a green burrito." ;)

by Leahaaaa November 19, 2007

wet burrito

Having diarrhea in any type of taco shell and then eating it.

There was nothing good to eat last night so I decided to go to the bathrooom to make me up a wet burrito.

by racer baby June 19, 2011