brent's definitions

Thugbert

A name used commonly to point out someone in general when you can't remember their fucking first name.

"Hey Brooke, why are you still with Thugbert anyway? He's just a horny little goatfucker."

by Brent January 31, 2005

the 5 0

undercover police

fire it up, but watch out for 5 0

by brent April 10, 2004

Purple Fuck

A slang term used to decribe a canadian $10 bill, due to it's purple color.

"Dude, could you spot me a purple fuck? I'm a bit short of the ticket price."

by Brent November 18, 2003

bejesus

(n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus.

The bear scared Bejesus out of us

by Brent February 17, 2004

get out of my mouth

A phrase used to reprimand someone who intrudes on your business while you are A)in a conversation or B)eating.

Mr. Stevenson: Tasha, can I trouble you to please gossip on your own time, and not in my class?

Tasha: Mr. Stevenson, can I trouble you to please get out of my mouth?

by Brent January 30, 2005

dueschbag

Things Girls Put In Their Cunts To Prevent Farting

Fucking Bitch Didn't Remove her Dueshbag Before I Fucked her

by Brent March 31, 2005

sweaty burrito

a dirty sanchez with ball sweat instead

tom gave gulliver a sweaty burrito

by brent December 3, 2003