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jelly bracelets

Plastic or something bracelets. Made in every fucking color under the sun. Some people (i.e. pervy adults who want to make people they don't like into sluts) say they have all these weird meanings, and if someone breaks one of yours while you're wearing it, you have to do whatever. Worn by scene kids trying to look cool, emos trying to get laid, goths trying to look hxc and punks just because people don't like them. The meanings of the colors are disputed, and the only ones that have the same meaning everywhere are:

Black- sex
Clear- whatever the breaker wants

Of course, this is ridiculous, you do not have to do anything just because some horny asshole breaks your jelly bracelet, other than make them buy you a new one. And you should not stop wearing them just because of what they mean.
Boy breaks Girl's pink jelly bracelet.
Boy: haha, you have to flash me now.
Girl: na-uh, you have to finger me.
Other Person notices, and walk up to them.
Other Person: haha. He broke your pink bracelet, you have to make out with him now.
Girl: ewwwww. No fucking way.
Boy: no! She has to flash me!
Girl: whatev. I don't want your dirty hands on me anyways.
Girl walks away.
Other Person: haha. Stupid loser.

There's also:
Girl with arms covered in jelly bracelets of various colors and Friend are walking down the hall. Friend sees really nerdy/ugly/rude/pre-pubescent Boy walking towards them. Friend calls Boy over and holds girl down.
Friend: quick! Rip off her jelly bracelet! The black one!
Boy: why?
Girl: NOOOOO!
Friend: just do it!
Girl is kicking and screaming.
Boy: um... ok...
Boy rips off a black jelly bracelet. Not-so-much-a Friend lets Girl go. Girl realises he ripped off her bracelet.
Girl: fuck! Why did you do that??
Boy: what?
Friend: you have to have sex with her now!
Boy: ew! No!
Girl slaps Friend and Boy and stomps away.
by Lilli December 12, 2008
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Blactor

A black actor who was once known as a good artist, whether it be a good comedian, musician, or movie actor, that has now become recognized as a talentless hack who keeps regurgitating shitty movies. Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, and Ice Cube would all be categorized as blactors.
"Eddie Murphy is the worst blactor I've ever seen!"

"Remember when Martin Lawrence made decent movies? Now he's just a no talent blactor."
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jelly bracelets

OMG! teachers and parents would u all just stop worring and chill the frick down i mean they r just bracelets and me and my firends r Pissed off cause u wont let us wear tyhem anymore because of the so called SEXUAL TERMS ! i mean there r ppl who wear them 4 that and i no that but sum of us dont and we want to get our bracelets back and start wearing them again ! its all about FASION . say it with me now F.A.S.H.I.O.N.
Hloy crap u broke my green bracelete now i will have to give u head ! YEAH right i mean let us kids do what ever we want with our bracelets !
by Kelly April 21, 2004
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bracing

holding eachother and u can feelthe guys penis
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by fdasfaafdsss June 19, 2003
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Brack

Noun, The sound a chicken makes. Since chickens are also called "cocks", Brack is also substitutable for Cock. Therefore Brack = Cock.

Ex I "Jason, I would never let that Stacey girl at work ever suck me brack" Ryan

Ex II "Hey Jancly, suck me Brack!" Jason
Tick Tock, Tick Tock, me thinks me hears a clock... Suck me BRACK, bitch.
(Doggy Fizzle Televizzle)
by Stallzy August 25, 2005
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brack

A word used as a curse, often in place of 'shit', 'damn', and, most commonly, 'fuck'.

Often used or referred to by those who are entertained by the play on logic of the 'Engrish' phenomenon.

The word is derived from the Engrish interpretation of 'black'; possibly started with 'black' mispelled on a condom package as seen on Engrish.com.
John: Brack! I lost!
by Daniel Tran May 17, 2006
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BRACK

THIS IS THE UNFORTUNATE EXPOSURE OF ONE'S CRACK FROM THEIR UNDERGARMENTS. ALSO KNOWN AS BUTT CLEAVAGE. THIS IS A MORE PLEASANT TERM THAT COMBINES BACK WITH CRACK.
DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE WITH THAT TRAMP STAMP??? HER BRACK ALMOST CUT THAT BUTTERFLY IN HALF!!!!!

PULL YOUR PANTS UP.... YOU NEED TO PICK THE DINGLEBERRIES OUT OF YOUR BRACK!!!!!
by MIKE G H February 25, 2010
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