penis wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before MY wonder cock.

bow down before me you penis wrinkle

by Lone Star October 20, 2006

winkelman

Absurdly large thighs. So big that one has to constantly apply and reapply baby powder before, during, and after any physical activity.

That guy has some winkelmans on him.

Friend: Oh shoot I forgot my ligher!

You: It's all good i'll just take a couple laps around the campsite and get a nice fire going between my winkelmans.

by Charles C. Bass February 3, 2014

chinkky winkie

a racist term used to describe the appearance of an asian male while eating

"hey look at that chinkky winkie eating that burger".

by crankie June 6, 2009

Wingle

When the tip of a man's penis gets a tingling sensation causing him to pinch THE TIP instead of scratching it.

Abraham pinched his weenie and yelled " I got another Wingle"

by The Possie October 1, 2009

winklet

to wink in a fashion that makes you look as though you are either retarted, having a spazim, or seizure.

Did u guys see that guy totally winklet at that girl. What a creeper!

by the clockwork July 25, 2007

winkie pie

1. A woman's asshole. Especially when you bout' to fuck her in da ass.

I hit dat winkie pie and my love jones blew up.

by Evull-E November 2, 2004

wrinkle your birthday suit

Cramping one's style.

The loss of or inability to get an erection.

You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?

Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008