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winetalker 

A person who will talk freely on just about anything when under the influence.
I wouldn’t tell an important secret to that sorry fucker under any circumstances, he’s an inveterate winetalker!
winetalker by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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a short form of poetry mutated from haiku which is about vinyards, wine, wine country, drinking & tasting wine or the effects thereof. it has the same format as haiku (ie. three lines with 5-7-5 syllables).
1. Reciting wineku while tasting wine lends literary accompanyment to the spirit of the grape.

2. An example of wineku:

from mouth to stomach
wine becomes internal falls
uncorks dry laughter

wineku by jim christ February 18, 2009

Winecraft 

Similar to Minecraft but for women of a desirable age with enviable skills in the art of wine drinking whilst engaging in craft. An educational undertaking where like minds share knowledge and alcohol.
The best thing about Winecraft is even if you drop a stitch your friends are too drunk to notice..
Winecraft by Winecrafter May 22, 2020

Amy Winehands 

A game in which players tape 2 bottles of wine to their hands. One bottle of white which is usually drunk first while it is still cold, and one bottle of red. The player may not remove either bottle until both bottles have been finished. Similar to edward ciderhands.
I pissed myself earlier while playing Amy Winehands
Amy Winehands by DennisCarbon October 12, 2010

wineosaur 

What a doofus thinks a wine expert is called.
The wine list looks great, but let's ask a wineosaur for help.
wineosaur by El Barrel August 30, 2015
When you see a Winely your day will get better. When she smiles the wjope world lights up.Winely is the definition of beauty. Consider your self lucky if you met a Winely cause she is one of a kind.
Chris: Did you see Winely to day!
Ivan: yah, see looks good.
winely by countchris55 February 28, 2018