Shit-wagon

A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being

That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.

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Family wagon

Where a guy fists a girl and stick two fingers in the asshole. Kind of like a family wagon, ya know room all 7! Maybe a dog if ya lucky.

I gave her the full family wagon bro!

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Secret code word used to indicate you want to have sex with someone other than your wife.

Yo Amanda, are we scally wagon 3 later?

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When a guy and girl are fucking in the car and he jizzes all over the seat/interior of car.

She was riding me until my car turned into a Missouri Cum Wagon!

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I sure love drag racing with my kids in my 2010 Cadillac CTS-V Wagon because I’m so cool and yeah.

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Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.

Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon

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an mini van your parents drive that you are embarassed to be seen in.

last nite we went to town in my moms shaggin wagon

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