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Toasted

When you're under the influence of marijuana. When you've smoked so much weed that you're passed baked, you're toasted.
Dude, I'm really baked. No dude, you're toasted.
by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016
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toaster strudel

Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel
-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel
by white iverson October 9, 2016
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toastergoat

The cross breed between a Toaster and a Goat. This is what happens when a toaster takes a goat back to its apartment and gets it too high and gives it too many margaritas. The baby is obvisouly called a Toastergoat. The toastergoat is generally known to like getting really high and enjoy drinking too much tequila. Coincidence?
Julie: "Woah dude did see how much f*****g weed toastergoat smoked yesterday? Toastergoat looked like he/she couldn't even comprehend anything we were saying!"

Josh: " Yeah, man. That happens when toastergoat drinks tequilla too. I think toastergoat gets it from his/her parents."
by Yvonne Bradrick March 3, 2017
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Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.
Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!
by DeeeZ September 24, 2018
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Toasted

To get so high that your running in circles yelling "mom wheres my lizard"
Sorry poliecemans i was wayyy to damn "Toasted" to hear what u was sayin
by EDP456 December 20, 2018
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ToastedNoodle

A storytime animator that makes content on YouTube. He basically draws stick figures and is also a little bit cute too.
Do you like ToastedNoodle ?
by Sid.uwu January 23, 2019
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