Shit Throat

An asshole who talks a lot shit but has nothing to say.

I get a lil cheery at the end of the day, and more ready to joke, Except when total 'Shit Throats' like this Devore person comes a long. I just don't understand.

by Oaklahoma Waka Baka October 30, 2007

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

Tokers Throat

Tokers throat is an unfortunate side-effect of inhaling large amounts of cannabis-smoke. This is often the case if you are smoking a dry-bong.
Often also referd to as cotton mouth.

This disease can be cured by drinking large quantities of milk

Toker one: Hey man! I've really got a tokers throat right now!
Toker two: Me too, let's drink some milk.
Toker one: YAEH! That's going to straigthen me like a needle.

by Perry & jotmeizter October 27, 2010

chocolate throat

A build up of semen in throat. Can be fatal in some cases. Is worse in cases when cum has been drank from a goblet of some sort.

'yo dude did that girl give you a blowjob then?' 'shit yeah but she got really bad chocolate throat'

by money&shoes November 18, 2013

dick throat

When you get sick from sucking dick to much. It's very contagious

Kayla do you have "dick throat"

Idk wats that

Wen you get sick from sucking dick to much. It's very contagious

Oh shit I might have that

I'm telling essence

by dick sucking kaylay 78 September 17, 2016

Alaskan Throat Punch

When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat

I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.

by shneed March 21, 2017

Deep Throat

(1) Lodging any object down your throat such as: a fruit or vegetable, a stick, a cooked sausage, and the male reproductive organ if applicable. (2) Hateful song that dirty sluts and whores play out loud and listen to.

Deep Throat is a terrible song.

by Infernape_Rox_77 May 2, 2017