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Terracotta Pie

a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving

*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"

You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"

In-laws-"whats it called?"

You-"Terracotta Pie"
by RedHorse June 16, 2009
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terra firma

To crap so much in the toilet that a large portion of it breaches the water level, forming an island.
Guy 1: Oh, godzilla! Come check this out! I got terra firma in here!
Guy 2: I’ll pass, thanks.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
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Beast Boy/Terra Shipper

A person who accepts to and remotely enjoys the relationship of Garfield 'Beast Boy' Logan and Terra Markov in the popular Teen Titans animé and comics. Note that the producers of Teen Titans Sam Register, Marv Wolfram, Glen Murakami have confirmed this as an actual couple, as well as Robin/Starfire Shipper.
Major BB/T episodes include Terra, Titan Rising, Betrayal, and Aftershock I and II.
by Marii June 24, 2005
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Terrace Park

A rich kid, Republican village in Cincinnati, OH. Even though there are only 2,000 people, they have a small-ass elementary. All the girls(10-17) who live in TP have to have Uggs, TOMS, Sperrys, and are preppy hoes who live off Daddy's money. All the guys(10-17) are lacrosse "bros"(whores) and walk around carrying lacrosse sticks and walking into girls' houses. In TP, it is not acceptable to be anything but a straight, white, Republican family of 4-6 people.
Mariemont kid: Hey, look at all those preppy girls and LAX bros!
Fairfax Kid: Dude, they're all snobby Terrace Park kids.
by Valentina Caterina May 16, 2011
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terra

a green-haired chick from the sixth game of a certain Square-Enix series on the SNES dressed in a red suit with powers of a monsterous esper. Half-esper, half-human, this girl must discover what love is and stop the evil, but godly Kefka. Her actions make her one of the best heroines of all-time.
Screw Tifa and Yuna, Terra pwns all!
by Terra Branford January 26, 2005
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terrajen

Background: Refers to the famous "fall count" maintained by the livejournal user terrajen.
BUTT (Milisa made me do it)
by cosinezero December 23, 2004
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Terradactyl

A sexual position in which a woman is secured to a ceiling fan and commences to suck on the schlong of a specific, lucky gentleman. The fan can be set on low, medium, or high depending on the desired intensity and skill level of the woman.
ME: bitch lets go jurrasic park style and terradactyl.

Bitch: Ok playa strap me up
by Papa Biggs March 13, 2009
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