Spaget

verb: To pregame by eating a large meal consisting of spaghetti and meatballs before a night of drinking resulting in a viscous vomit attack wherein the victim ends up laying in the pile of thrown-up spaghetti.
Past tense: Spagetted

My buddy spagetted last night. While he was laying in a pile of spaghetti, the rest of my friends and I passed around a four loko in the living room.

by BoofClub October 8, 2019

flying spaghetti monster

A creature who religious people believe is more ridiculous than "God" for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: Do you believe in God?
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"

by Lvl 227 March 20, 2010

ready like spaghetti

the be easy , loose, ready for sex,
ready to hookup

After a few drinks I invited her back to my place cuz she was ready like spaghetti

by lucknugg October 23, 2008

Sex Spaghetti

The stringy mucus excretion produced during intimate moments, concentrating around the oral or genital regions.

Pace, your mum has seen so much sex spaghetti during marmite frenzy that she gets turned on by bolognese.

by C    September 27, 2007

Spaghetti Jumble

In an orgy with multiple males: when two or more penises get entangled in what resembles a mess of noodles.

Josh and I were smashing a couple of dudes last night and we thought it would be pretty cool to make a spaghetti jumble and pour tomato sauce on it.

by Mr. Bait November 5, 2010

Eddie Spaghetti

It's what you call someone who brings the wrong pasta noodles.

*Person 1 to person 2* - "don't for get to bring angle hair pasta noodles. It's critical for the dish"
*Person 2* - "Here you go! Got you some spaghetti noodles."
*Person 1* - "oh you Eddie spaghetti!! We needed angle hair noodles."

by Juan Pelotas November 1, 2018

Spaghetti

Turning your sexual fanrtasies into a popular Italien side dish.

Hey Martha, pass me the spaghetti.

by NAFC December 14, 2004