The Slone

The act of jacking off to gay porn.

He is in the bedroom doing the Slone.

by Golden Shower Elf April 21, 2009

meat slinger

A promiscuous man who flaunts his little penis around town, but doesn't know how to use it.

Johnny the meat slinger went on a tinder last night, and now he's dealing with a black mail from an unsatisfied suitor.

by Saywhatttt January 20, 2018

Bubba the love sponge

a strong man with the abilities of few men. Those who hate him are low, pitiful, small men who should look in their own pants and wallets for what they lack.

Did you see that Bubba the love sponge? OOOO girl!

by kaotik_klownie February 26, 2004

sponge candy

the most delicious candy in the world. Only made in Buffalo N.Y. and a well kept secret. It a chocolate covered taffy cinder block. you're only allowed to eat it by sucking off the chocolate and then letting the air taffy thing melt in your mouth.

doctor: oh no! a sponge candy overload
Mother: damn you sponge candy, damn youuuuuuu

by Cali-cheya October 17, 2006

Sponge Bob

To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.

"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"

by Lara111 September 28, 2007

Slooge

A bodily fluid of unknown origins.

Dude, that guy that got hit by a car left a spot of slooge on the pavement... its all green... trust me, you dont wanna get it on you.

by Talian E. October 16, 2008

Slone

someone who's a gay furry fister

Person 1: I'm think I'm a slone
Person 2: ew

by Baguette master June 2, 2020