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proto-science

Noun: an early form of study or belief system that laid the groundwork for a future scientific field. For example, alchemy could be considered the "proto-science" of chemistry.
"Alchemy, once dismissed as mere superstition, is now recognized as a proto-science that laid the foundation for modern chemistry."
by ARog59 August 28, 2024
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Science

Science is the subject of torture to some and heaven to others . Basically everyone dies in that subject. So, either you hate that subject to death or you love it to death.
Classmate 1: Hey girlie how’s your Science paper-
Classmate 2: I did rlly badly I MEAN I DUN CARE ABOUT WHO INVENTED THE BUNSEN BURNER

Classmate 1 *offended* : Robert Bunsen is basically the soul of Science, which is my fav subject.
by 😈😃damn July 26, 2022
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scienceing

Pretend to be Doing science But really be watching yt
I’m scienceing
by Still typing name November 2, 2020
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Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.
Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.
by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
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Paolo's Science Topic

Stupid and makes 0 sense because he is from a village.
America's dumbest science is "Paolo's Science Topic".
by user2342076 May 3, 2022
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Liberal Arts and Science Academy

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.
LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"
by LuckFasa October 3, 2024
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Mr. O'Brien Science Brainrot

The Mr. O'Brien Science Brainrot is a subculture, religion, manuscript, and "disease", based on the life of Russell O'Brien. Due to his high-pitched voice, a voice recorded file of a Mr. Hanky soundin ahh fella went viral within New Zealand, bringing the group into popularity.
"William and Arman's conversion to the Mr. O'Brien Science Brainrot group changed my perspective."
"The legend of O'Brien's breakout of an ISIS facility through rat atom manipulation inspired me to convert to the Mr. O'Brien Science Brainrot"
by Bigwillyoftingletribe April 24, 2025
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