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Shirting

Shitting in a woman's crotch and then making her squirt when she comes so hard
Dude I was bangin this chick after I deuced in her crotch and she came so hard she was shirting
by Throddleman June 23, 2016
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Shitting Birth

When you have a shit so large, it feels like you're giving birth
Dalton was shitting birth after a three day period without shitting
by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017
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shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower
"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."
by Fucking moron October 17, 2017
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shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)
I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack
by CharlieC April 21, 2018
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shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time
He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time
by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018
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Shirting

When a frat surrounds a celeb at a bar and encourages him/her to go completely topless. The topless celeb is rewarded with a shirt representing the letters of the fraternity.
Bro we shirted Mila Kunis last night at the bar!

Shirting a chick with huge knockers has always been my favorite fraternity tradition.
by gumpsi21 February 25, 2018
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Shittingles

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.
'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
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