rubber ducky

It's when you're fucking a girl with a condom on, and you're so drunk that you don't know if you're going to piss, or cum. You pull out, roll the condom down to the tip of your dick, and fill it with whatever fluid comes out. Then you take the condom, and slap the bitch accross the face with it. Right as it whips accross her face, when it is far to late for her to evade the swinging specimen, you yell "DUCK!"

"Dude, I'm so wasted, but this girl want's to hook up with me"
"So, she's hot, fuck her"
"I'm too drunk man"
"Just do the rubber ducky, she looks like a VD slut anyhow"

by DaBritishRCuming April 1, 2004

rubbernecks

1. A woman's breasts (titties)

2. Someone who hurts there own neck turning it too far and too much looking at a girl's rubbernecks

Damn, she has an amazing set of rubbernecks!

by lou-man October 2, 2003

rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

pop a rubberband

to use a condom, or "rubber", while having sexual intercourse with an attractive girl.

"Boy, Chris. I sure would like to pop a rubberband on her!"

by sober annie July 16, 2006

Rubbernecking

Trying to avoid a question, or coming up with a lie

Boy #1- Hey what did you do with that girl you met last night?
Boy #2- Umm I umm umm...
Boy #1- Dont start rubbernecking on me, tell me what happened.

by Savage157 May 10, 2011

rubber baby buggy bumpers

A synonym for boobs or breasts as used by Robert Lund in "99 Words for Boobs".

"Man, I want to take those rubber baby buggy bumpers for a ride."

by C Weiss March 29, 2008

Bank robbery

A male getting in out of a girl as quick as possible and leaving without caring at all about their feelings.

A male and a female have sex but it is very, very quick, and the male starts to leave...
Female not being pleasured: "What about me?"
Mele: "Fuck you! This is bank robbery!"

by BMizzle July 8, 2005