A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.
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1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
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SoFloAntonio: "hey look a video of a child biting another child's finger, with my fishing rod here I will just simply steal this video and post it on my Facebook page and get all the credit"
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