J-Rod 

A super hard on. The best a man can get.

Trisha, that trick daddy ova there got one big ass J-Rod goin' ONNNN!

J-Rod by jarred retro April 26, 2008

J-Rod 

1) To continue to turn down or "poon" out on your friends.

2) To make plans and at the last minute break prior said engagement.

He said he was going to play golf today but he J-Rodded at the last minute.

J-Rod by Sweaty Bear December 1, 2009

J-Rod 

A curved penis.

Girl 1-I slept with him
Girl 2-Did he have a big dick
Girl 1-He had a J-Rod

J-Rod by Gianger The Giant Ginger October 16, 2010

J-Rod 

-the CHEMIST who extracted from his heart's elements, compassion, respect, longing, patience, regret, surprise, and forgiveness and compounded them into ONE and created that atom which is called LOVE.

-a cute sweet and cuddly person

-a life changer

-a short, great person with a wonderful personality

-to know J-Rod is to love J-Rod

I love J-Rod with all my heart and soul.

J-Rod by Maida Jeannine December 13, 2008

J-Rod 

Screwing over all of your co-workers. When called out for said screw over the "J-Rodder" whines to Boss and proceeds to call out of work the next day to avoid further confrontation between screwed over co-workers and himself.

Real friends dont J-Rod on each other. Dont be a J-Rod!

J-Rod by JustTehTip September 9, 2019

J-Rod 

a girl named Sam.

Sam is a j-rod.

J-Rod by osobobo March 11, 2021

J-rod 

A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.

"Man this J-rod keeps following in to the restroom every time I have to take a leak."

J-rod by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015