plankers

without a general plan or direction, aimless. In most Verizon cellular phones, "plankers" will appear when trying to text the word "planless" in T9 word.

After I got ditched at the gay bar, I was totally plankers. Beers, y'all.

by Trelvington May 22, 2010

Planking

PLANKING - also known as "planksters" the art of laying perfectly still like a plank of wood in weird places like on mailbox, a basket ball hoop and stairs. you then take pictures and upload them to the planking facebook page so other planksters can try to out do yours.

person 1 - joe i'm bored lets bake a cake or something
person 2 - baking is gay lets go planking stuff
person 1 -that sounds extremely dumb and dangerous but i love it lets go plank the Sydney harbor bridge!
person 2 - that's such a great idea and then lets facebook it!

by missplankton June 7, 2011

Plankton

someone who while claiming to play does not actually participate in extreme frizbee or other games but instead just stands there and only catches it if it goes for them

"dude hugh was such a plankton yesterday during frizbee"

"conor quit being a planton and go for it!"

by Althalus June 24, 2007

plunker

An old, wrinkly, used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of Beer Die - particularly in the feat of 'plunking' the die into beer cups.

Also used interchangeably with the verb 'to fuck'

I plunked that plunker.

There's no way I'm going to take home that stinking bitch of a plunker tonight. No way.

by UMaine Plunkaphobe May 19, 2008

Plunking

first you make a person bend over a diving board, then you proceed to fuck them in the ass while you hold your self up with your arms on their lower back. If the diving board is low enough it looks like you're standing on water

Devin and I were plunking for hours last Tuesday, my ass and back were so sore, but he was so excited that it looked like he was standing on water.

by DIck adams May 23, 2015

Planking

The act of rigidly laying face-down on anything(floor, rails, signs, etc.)

Person 1: "Hey did you hear about that guy that got arrested for planking on a police car?"

Person 2: "Well it was his fault. He was trying to do a plank that had already been done."

by Woody A. June 9, 2011

Planking

The act of laying face down, horizontally across an object whilst being photographed.

This trend exploded in Australia in May, 2011, gaining the attention of media the world over.

Banksy planked that weber so hard!

Planking changed my life.

by PreRecorded INC June 9, 2011