Gamer Girl Period Blood

it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted and decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.

bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.

by Scrotum Slayer November 6, 2019

Honeymoon Period

The unfortunate circumstance where after months of planning, excitement, and anticipation, the newly wed couple is surprised with a poorly timed menstruation cycle, effectively ending the night of extra special love making before it even begins...

Rob and Cindy just wanted the wedding day to be over with so they could begin a crazy night of hot love making but the mood was ruined when Cindy found she had gotten a honeymoon period...

by happypyro April 8, 2010

Periodical

When a girl is pmsing due to her-time-of-the-month.

Man, you must be periodical or something, because your acting really bitchy.

by jojo_my_mojo December 9, 2008

period girl

Girl who suffers from bad long long periods.

'im on my period'
"oh my god ur such a fucking period girl"

by LJ April 16, 2005

Period

The kind of shit that women who aren't whores who get pregnant every ten minutes go through. i.e. spontaneous bleeding that comes out of a hole that we have been taught is very naughty and that we shouldn't touch it. Which in most cases causes severe pain in the belly area which causes most women to scream at passerby about how much their life sucks at the moment because mother nature is a bitch who can't get over herself and causes lesser people pain they don't deserve so she can get a good laugh every once in a while.

OR

The pointless microscopic dot that we are brainwashed into putting at the end of our sentences to show that we are ready to move on with life and start writing a whole new sentence beginning with a capatilized letter. OR ELSE.

Lena: "Are you on your period?"
Jane: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! I'M SITTING HERE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN LEAKING BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS!"
Lena: "Tasty. You have an extra tampon?"

OR

This is a period. This is a new sentence.

Notice how it ends with that little dot? And that was the period's three times removed, second inbred cousin, the question mark.

by mike&ikes August 23, 2009

Man Period

An area of wetness discovered on the seat of your chair due to condensation from the concentrated, excess heat dissipating from your ass.

I stood up to leave, when I looked down at my chair and realized I was on my man period. Now the girls next to me think my ass is leaking.

by Mr. Zhgé November 10, 2009

period

1. The dot at the end of a sentence. By the way, periods and commas always go INSIDE quotation marks; semicolons and colons DO NOT. People, please use proper grammar.

She laughed when, on national television, Bush talked about the "internets."

by grammarfreak December 28, 2004