clit on

when the female of the species has an erection, stimulated, aroused.

wow my wife sure gets a clit on when george clooney's on the t.v. or wow man i've got such a clit on, i must JILL OFF NOW!

by lj August 20, 2003

tempted to touch meetings

it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.

when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.

by lj March 26, 2005

cadiwampus

something that's not right, strange, ass backwards, crooked.

wow i really think that tree's cadiwampus dude.... either that or you are.

by lj August 20, 2003

homobo

n. 1. a homosexual hobo 2. a shortened term for a homeless homosexual

-That homobo was totally checking you out, man.
-No, he just wanted my guava turnovers.

by lj August 31, 2003

pimpslap

What a pimp does to his ho when she gets out of line.

Ho, I should pimpslap you for what you done!

by lj March 13, 2003

one brother other

one brother being a drug dealer;the other brother being a drug user.

my one brother uses, and the other deals.

by lj March 27, 2005

tocame los huevos

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

by LJ February 01, 2005