I thought this Ikea shelf was going to be really hard to put together but it ended up being all peaches and cream baby
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During sex, he held her up with just his large penis as if she were a bird perching on a tree’s branch.
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(n.) A quantitative word describing the single percentage of "assed" force you are emitting when fulfilling a given task. Akin to "half-assed", but much lower in output. ¹
(adj.) Can be used to describe one's low level of desire to complete a task.²
(adj.) Can be used to describe one's low level of desire to complete a task.²
1. She showed her percentassery as she kicked a muffin towards the trash bin in minimal effort to clean.
2. His actions were very percentassery; I could tell that he did not want to be here working today.
2. His actions were very percentassery; I could tell that he did not want to be here working today.
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A highly intelligent and perceptive female who capabilities include, but are not limited to, the following:
1) Mind reader a.k.a. read your thoughts through body temperature fluctuations due to rapid heart rate increase cause by central nervous system.
2)
"Perceptorship" skills include seeing him blink, breathe, twitch, grab his hat, stroke his hair, roll his eyes, cross his arms, outturn his toes, and more.
Alternative: A mythological creature from the deep south.
A highly intelligent and perceptive female who capabilities include, but are not limited to, the following:
1) Mind reader a.k.a. read your thoughts through body temperature fluctuations due to rapid heart rate increase cause by central nervous system.
2)
"Perceptorship" skills include seeing him blink, breathe, twitch, grab his hat, stroke his hair, roll his eyes, cross his arms, outturn his toes, and more.
Alternative: A mythological creature from the deep south.
- What did you do Saturday night? I went perceptoring. If was darn awful.
- OMG! Did you see that perceptor?
- I could hear him blinking"
- OMG! Did you see that perceptor?
- I could hear him blinking"
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