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childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.
She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

Parent Trap 

A short phrase for when a girl wraps her legs around you during sex to prevent you from pulling out.
Dude! Ashley totally tried to Parent Trap me last night!
Parent Trap by DanoFundified March 15, 2017

parentnoid 

Paranoid about what actions your parents may take and/or words they may speak when they are present around your friends, acquaintances, or home slices.
Oh man, my mom was here earlier, i was so parentnoid she was going to say something awkward.

Mmmz, Mom-bitch, Iz parentnoid bout cho ass.
parentnoid by Tay L Tellar October 1, 2007

PARENTALIATION 

When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.
'where's yer folks'?

'Off staging some nasty parentaliation with Ms Smith at St Johns'
PARENTALIATION by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

Parental Stalking 

When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.
A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.
Parental Stalking by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011

Parenthood 

A state of being perpetually insane and pissed.
Our kids just destroyed our hardwood floor; so tired of parenthood!
Parenthood by peasebwu March 6, 2018