parental uncircumcision

The parents decision to not circumcise their child even though the father is clipped. The decision is made because others have convinced the parents this is a brutal barbaric act. Now the parents have to teach the child how to pull the foreskin back and clean the smegma out of there. Their never going to teach him that.

Because of his parental uncircumcision decision little billy's sea cucumber has a nasty disgusting smell caused by all that smegma that's been sitting there for days.

by jimmybomm April 19, 2020

parental units

of american origin, used also within england(uk)and wales(uk). This term denotes the implyed genetic keepers who may also support their dependants and overbearingly control and impead the living of their offspring.

Be careful, the "parental units" are about the home.

by hoe January 16, 2009

childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

Parent Trap

A short phrase for when a girl wraps her legs around you during sex to prevent you from pulling out.

Dude! Ashley totally tried to Parent Trap me last night!

by DanoFundified March 15, 2017

parentnoid

Paranoid about what actions your parents may take and/or words they may speak when they are present around your friends, acquaintances, or home slices.

Oh man, my mom was here earlier, i was so parentnoid she was going to say something awkward.

Mmmz, Mom-bitch, Iz parentnoid bout cho ass.

by Tay L Tellar October 1, 2007

PARENTALIATION

When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.

'where's yer folks'?

'Off staging some nasty parentaliation with Ms Smith at St Johns'

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

Parental Stalking

When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.

A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.

by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011