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sexy penguin

A rare, extremely beautiful and talented bird. Happiest in sunny climates, preferably those where refreshing drinks are close at hand. Particularly fond of fruit juices, especially apples; if vodka is involved, all the better.

Most often found in the coolest parts of Europe such as Krakow, Dublin and Amsterdam frequenting galleries and the funkier pubs and bars.

The sexy penguin can often be seen with a monkey companion, (of a partially reddish, ginger hue) who loves her completely. Other companions often include the lesser spotted, North American Maer Bear.

Sexy penguin is a founding member of The Cool Kids and Queen of the Last Ones Up.
"Look, it's sexy penguin, isn't she beautiful?"

"I wish sexy penguin was here, parties aren't the same without her."

"Man, that sexy penguin makes a tasty pizza!"
by Declan A May 9, 2008
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Penguin

a really bad wingman. A wingman lacking the ability to "fly" and help out his fellow friends.

The ultimate tag of shame that can be place on any human being.
Guy 1: That girl is really hot! Plus, she is smart, funny and everything else in between. I would like to get to know her better.

Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.

Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.

Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses hanging out with you or me.

Guy 1: What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.
by nottheownerofelka July 6, 2011
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Happy Penguin

A online gaming community that hosts servers for three different first-person shooters. It has a membership of several hundred, and multiple servers for each game. It is highly reputed due to its members' congeniality and sense of humor.
"Man, those HP guys are cool. Does Happy Penguin have any other servers?"
by Chris08 June 28, 2005
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Angry Penguining

When you walk up behind an unsuspecting person and go on your toes, stiffen your back, and flap your arms to a 30 degree angle. If you do this after you jump in the air, it's called Flying, Angry Peguining. Like planking but you need another person to do it to.
I was walking in the mall and this guy was Angry Penguining this store clerk. Man it was so funny, he never knew what was going on behind him!
by darth maul September 27, 2012
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Penguin

A type of mint made by ifive brands of Seattle, Washington, and primarily sold in the Northwest United States. Penguin mints set themselves apart from other mints (such as Altoids) by being made with pharmaceutical-grade caffeine. Three Penguin mints have the same caffeine content as one glass of cola.
Man, I'm gonna need to pop some Penguins if I'm gonna party tonight!
by KinFreon June 1, 2003
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penguin

Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.
by ImperfectAngel April 6, 2008
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penguin

(n.)
1. A small, fat, flightless bird, commonly known to live in the Antarctic.
2. The mascot of all Linux Distros. Also known as Tux. This was chosen mascot, because while on a trip to a zoo, Linus Torvalds was bitten by a penguin, and he then attributed this to how Linux behaves at times, and hence, it stuck.
That penguin is black and white!
W00t! You know the penguin r0x0r2!
by shinji-kun January 3, 2004
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