microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

microbate

The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.

by b-hen April 22, 2009

microphobation

Adam Lambert's mastrubating the stand-up microphone during "Whole Lotta Love" on American Idol #8 tour. Causes dizziness, group fantasies, and loud outbursts of shrieking.

Adam Lambert Adagasms microphobation sex toys

by Gimmeglamour September 21, 2009

microprick

someone who works at microsoft

haha look at the microprick, hes got an apple laptop cus windows search couldnt find a needle in a needle cushion

by microsoftmustdie June 29, 2011

Microsoft second

Usually equal to 3-4 seconds when the computer is new.. After one month of use though, this turns into 10-15... and After a year you might as well go to bed if it tells you it has one second left.

"One second left on download" ..... 20 minutes later......
"One second left on download" ..... 1 microsoft second later.... you wake up from your 3 hour nap

by Apple FTW April 27, 2012

Microtragedy

The death of a dwarf or a midget, essentially a play on words due to their small stature. May also apply to bad things happening to little people.

Jim: Dude, did you hear that Gary Coleman died?
Bill: Yeah, what a total microtragedy.

by Jarmonious July 29, 2013

Micromance

Micro-Romance
Short term for concentrated short-lived romantic love affair

She had an exciting micromance with her surfing instructor in Hawaii

by ZoshR October 14, 2016