Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

by Spoodge March 11, 2008

muff

1)a slang term for a woman's vaginal region. usually referrencing to the hair covering the vagina. it should be noted that when using this word to illustrate hair, it is only applicable when the hair is wildly untamed. 2)a drunken fool alive during the late 1800's and regularly refferenced in the the tom sawyer books as "muff potter".
pussy, vagina, muff diver, hairy muff

is that buck wheat in a leg-lock??? oh wait, thats just her muff.

by Moni B November 7, 2006

muff

A very bushy and thick patch of hair usually covering a girl's vagina. Can be combed and/or parted, but is usually frowned upon by men. Some men have even been known to break off a relationship because of a muff.

"Yo, Sandy has this crazy muff. It's so disgusting."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."

by MooMan76 April 9, 2006

Muff diving

Cunnilingus

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

muffi

A much more suitable plural form of the word "muffin." Why is it more suitable? It looks much cooler than the word "muffin," plus it is damn fun to say!

"Man, those muffi were delicious this morning!"

by Nich-o-Las April 2, 2008

mufficure

To have your muff tamed by a professional such as one who would would have a pedicure or manicure. There are various ways of taming the muff - professional shave, wax, tweeze, colour job - the professional creates a unique style for each individual muff.

Today I went to the esthetician for a mufficure.

by Kendall Farrell December 7, 2006

muffet

All you can eat pussy.

If your hungry I have an all you can eat muffett.

by kitty 1280 July 8, 2014