Monkey-Madness

To stick your finger up your anal cavity, remove it, and put the fingure up the nose of the girl you are haveing sexual intercorse with. At this time, she will pass out due to the toxic fumes. While she passes out, you carry on your buisness.

After prom, I took his sister and I played a little monkey-madness on her

by Heinrich October 20, 2003

monkey shooter

A bazooka like gun used to rapidly fire primates at enemies; preferably fired at Vanilla Ice, and Donny Osmond.

Example: On top of the Rockies, all covered with shale, I whacked Donny Osmond, with a monkey tail.
It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.
I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.
I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.

by Jar Head May 8, 2005

Monkey Skillz

The art of using objects you normally wouldn't use to complete a task. Monkey Skillz are usually implicated when one is too lazy to get the correct tools for the task, and have learned to become resourceful like the monkeys who learned to dig in holes with sticks to get their dinner quicker.

Dan needed to slice his pizza, but his pizza slicer was dirty, and since he was being pretty lazy, instead of washing the slicer he used his Monkey Skillz and cut the pizza with scissors.

by Lorenzo Jamarcus Washington November 28, 2006

monkey slap

when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.

the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.

dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.

by Vince Goots & Adam Goudy September 12, 2008

monkey butt

when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt

by cream of some yung.. January 26, 2003

monkey mints

a term used to refer to menthol cigarettes because black people commonly smoke menthol cigarettes

All Lammar smokes is monkey mints.

by Malicious March 1, 2005

Monkey Bollocks

Slang for the Nintendo Gamecube game 'Super Monkey Ball'.

I achieved a very high score on Monkey Bollocks

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003