Jockey/Jock

A woman who takes advantage of a Simp. Simp maker. Entertains Simps for material things in return without actually doing anything for the Simp. The woman may have several Simps trying to win her over. But she doesn’t givaaa fuck about them.

He’s a Simp, he will do anything for me just for my attention.

Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?

Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that

Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp

by Queen of Jockeys/Simp Maker April 12, 2020

Jock

To "jock" someone is to ride too closely, as in trying to have an uninvited closeness or association.

"That toy is trying to jock LOD graffiti crew as though he's a bomber someone that does illegal graffiti."

by Mr. Flashback August 9, 2013

Jock

To both Jet and Rock at the same time. Used to leave a scene/place.

- Hey let's jock.
- Sounds good

by Jucktan Philips December 8, 2021

Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

Rotters-Jock

When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.

Not lethal, but the smell.....

"Jaysus, he was out hiking for the weekend and came back with a baaaad case of Rotters-Jock."

by Beamish-Miester September 8, 2020

Jock Polmer

A little British boy with a British accent who drinks very British tea while eating British biscuits like a British man.

Why is he eating like that?

Like what? Like a Jock Polmer?

by Not a JackousTheGreat 2.0 January 24, 2019

Road-Jock

Anyone who lives to habitually road-trip/cruise/drive long distances either as hobby, job, or lifestyle. Also anyone that street races, street-stunts, or thrill-rides the roadways

You know you’re a road-jock when gas stations, truck stops, and convenience stores become common in your life

by NeonMirror August 8, 2023