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Jockster

Athletically inclined individual in the urban environment who tries to pass themselves off as being cooler than they really are. A cross between a hipster and a jock. Favors Rock Climbing, Skateboarding (particularly long boards), marijuana, can equally wear a polo shirt or ironic retro t-shirt, sports longish hair, faux-hawk, or shaved heads. Usually white, male, prep school educated, and untalented.
"He took her on a date rock-climbing and then to an Andrew Bird concert. I can't believe she'd date such a jockster!"
by Scrunchface April 30, 2010
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Peter Jackson

The greatest and most genius director ever! Has directed many movies, but most famous for Lord of the Rings trilogy...
"Hey did you hear about Peter Jackson's newest movie?"
by Heather December 9, 2004
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columbian jockstrap

Similar to a Columbian Necktie, only a slit is made above the penis, in the pubic area, and the above stated penis is pulled through the hole.
People who talk to much get columbian neckties.. but if you REALLY piss someone off, youre lookin at a columbian jockstrap
by Shortbusguy44 December 26, 2007
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Janet Jackson'd

A nipple or boob slipped out of suprise; an exposed breast without the notice of a women until too late.
Leyla from the Raw Diva search Janet Jackson'd near the middle of the Bikini Boot Camp!
by Psycho Neo July 31, 2005
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A school where there is, indeed, a vast population of stoners, fake-emos, posers, and transfer kids. The transfer kids are the ones who do not want to go to the ghey schools that they should be going to (in Gainesville, Haymarket, Bristow, or Woodbridge), so they choose to enter the I.B. program. Also known as the "hardass program that might get you into a good college" program.
Stonewall is only good if you're in the IB program, because the regular classes are pathetically easy.
Kid 1: I go to Stonewall Jackson & I'm "emo"!
Kid 2: I'z go 2 da SJ n ah'm GANGSTAAA!
Kid 3: Tards. Stonewall Jackson high school in Northern Virginia is only good for the IB program. You're all going to end up working the corners for money while I'm attending college.
by CacapoopoopeepeeShire September 16, 2008
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Jocksucker

Look at that jocksucker - she only became a cheerleader so she could meet guys even more stoopid than herself.
by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
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Henway Jackson

Hannah really wanted a Coke that said, "Share a Coke with Hannah" on it & I ended up getting a Henway Jackson behind a Walgreens in return. Unfortunately, she had man hands and I had to fake my orgasm..
by E to the E August 24, 2014
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