Poon Job

The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).

If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.

by Weh July 28, 2008

ear job

using one's tongue, lips, and breath in and around your partner's ear to give him/her an Amazing sexual/sensual feeling

"everytime my girl sucks on my earlobe, she gives me an amazing ear job!"

by emily and asher September 11, 2007

shack job

Dr. Laura's blunt and intemperate way of referring to any couple that cohabit without benefit of marriage. Also, and in particular, any woman who "puts up with" such an arrangement, regardless of whether or not marriage is in the foreseeable future. See under mistress.

Caller begins by saying: "Dr. Laura, here's my problem. I've been living with my boyfriend for six years, and--"
Schlessinger interrupts: "So you're a shack job."
Caller (hesitantly): "Well..."
Schlessinger: "OK, we've established that. Let's move on..."

by Steve Salerno May 23, 2008

Montana Wax Job

Having a chick blow you so hard that it causes the wax to eject from your ears, often with high velocity/pressure.

Steve hasn't needed his hearing aid since Maria gave him that Montana Wax Job.

by Funkenstein June 11, 2006

Curb Job

It's a little more involved than simply banging someone's head against the curb. It actually means to force someone to lie down, open their mouth and bite down on the edge of the curb, then you stomp on the back of the person's head with as much force as possble(presumably breaking the person's lower jaw clean off or even cause death). I've heard the term used as far back as 1993.

You can see an example in the movie "American X".

by Mutex September 9, 2003

Slam Job

A ferocious, two handed, hand job.

My penis was broken in a slam job marathon.

by Alley Cat Creepa October 22, 2008

Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.

I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.

by Phil July 29, 2003