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human millipede

Okay so this is basically an advanced version of the human centipede, and it's totally PC. In this scenario you'd have 249 other people with a ball sack. Everyone is in a line on all fours sucking the balls of the person in front of them. Since there are 250 people with 4 limbs contacting the ground, we've got a 1000 legged sucking machine ready to move in the choice direction of the leader. (who isn't sucking a ballsack) Have fun with this one guys.
Ho-ho man! Did you see the human millipede walking down 7th street today? Looked enticing
by donohohonoono October 18, 2020
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One Super Human Partymansleaze

Mr Blue and Mr Green are always out sleazing round girls... they are just One Super Human Partymansleaze"
by Nicky Dicky April 21, 2008
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Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.
by Psyco6 March 6, 2012
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Free Range Human

A person who does not have to lick someones a$$ everyday at work. They are their own masters, can sleep till noon work till 12, and have a blast on Mondays.
Have you meet Kelly she's a free range human , graphic designer
by Treeoflife November 5, 2017
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Human Purse

The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.
Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.
by Matthew James Williams August 4, 2007
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human buckaroo

A party game invented in 1999 by a local hero Thompson. it involves placing objects found in the home during the latter stages of a party on top of who people begin to larry out. whoever makes the victim wake/move (BUCK) is the loser and has to perform a dare
Dude 1: hey man (insert name here) is asleep lets play human buckaroo

Dude 2: yeh man lets but frozen food down his pants
by El capitain September 13, 2005
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