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shit faced cock sucker

The fucking homo hoo made telitubies.
The homo hoo made telitucies was a shit faced cock sucker thats berore i kicked his ass and screwed hos mom!
by Boobie Shervakaklakaka April 28, 2005
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Faced

When one gets embarrassed through Facebook. Derived from the word "Face Plant"
"Hey, did you see how Hayley got dissed on her Facebook Wall?"

"Yeah! She totally got Faced!"
by JeesyGotWords May 15, 2010
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straight faced faggot

A guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he's not when he clearly is. Basically a way to describe metrosexual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. An all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!
Shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced faggot!

Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?

Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!

As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
by niggawhat! May 2, 2010
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Gypsy-faced cunt

Someone who has the facial features of a gypsy, other 'carney folk' or travelling nomad. This may be due to having eyes close together, or dark skin due to working around diesel fair-ride generators. They may also have small hands.
"Put the cheese down, you gypsy-faced cunt!"
by Beer Sponge March 12, 2003
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black faced

being cheated you out of something. someone causing lose something.basically being screwed.
I made a bet with him and lost 20 bucks..I was black faced!!!
by Avielle May 22, 2007
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[hatchet-faced]

extremely unattractive (appearance is so horrible it looks as if someone has literally taken a hatchet to their face)
That girl is so hatchet-faced!
by Kimika October 12, 2008
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facedicking

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.
"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.
by facedicker December 9, 2008
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