Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009

fire-hrea

When diarrhea burns your anal cavity.

"Dude, I total had fire-hrea last night. I now have 2nd degree burns"

by Joel \m/ January 21, 2008

Fire train

A sexual act where gay men put jalapeño juice on their penis's and then assfuck

I was never concerned about my gay little brother wanting to be a train conducter until he meant of a fire train

by sausagephest September 5, 2013

friendly fire

When you fart and the smell hits only you.

OMG I bust ass in the car today. I had to roll the window down, total friendly fire.

by Ali_ababwa June 20, 2016

Fire cum

When the cum so hot it burns through your dick and creates a Jewish synagogue inside of your liver

Yo we got that mad fire cum

by Clooch god March 1, 2019

fire bust

When you move at intense speeds, as if you were running out of a burning building.

we were doing illegal stuff when the cops showed up, then we had to fire bust out of there.

by gonebeyondrepair January 18, 2013

fire biddie

Means a fine hoe.

Oooh she’s a fire biddie on my daddy!!!!

by anonymous November 27, 2022