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Englefield Green

A small human waste disposal unit 40 miles away from London.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.

Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.
I want to get stabbed, lets go to Englefield Green
by Captain OCD October 12, 2022
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Engaged to be Engaged

When you're so in love but don't have a ring but ready to lay down all the commitments.
OMG Sarah, he proposed!" Explains long romantic night. "Well there is no ring and he didn't get down on one knee but this is the real thing. He asked if we could be 'Engaged to be Engaged'."
by I said YES February 22, 2023
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Engineers Fault

On a construction site no matter what when things go wrong it is always the engineers fault even if they are not responsible or on site at the time.
Site Manager- "why is this wrong"
{Person who as done it} - "Engineers Fault"
by Kill_crazy May 4, 2023
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Formal English

(n.) A dialect of French.
Formal English loves to ostracize short Germanic words and replace them with long synonyms of Latin and Greek origin, with the occasional Germanic influence, i.e. French.
by sillybirdspidercreature February 25, 2010
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shitbox engineer

somebody who engineers things in a manner that would be considered shitty
by Fataliswire November 11, 2012
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New England Blowout

When something doesn't sit right on your stomach and you go to the bathroom and take a massive two shits. (Massachusetts)
Friend - Rough night?
You - Yeah, had a New England Blowout.
Friend - What's that?
You - You know....massive two shits..
by Mittens Willis December 22, 2012
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Will Engle

Being a sex goddess, being the master of sex
Me: I'm such a Will Engle.

You: Really?! I'm a sex god too!
Me: Will Engle buddies!
by linuxphoenix May 19, 2014
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