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Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
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Docking

Fucking your best “not” gay friend’s foreskin.
For Tim and Zach, docking at Kelly’s Island has a completely different meaning.
by Jim Darr April 13, 2022
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The Dry Dock

The act of turning off the water to a toilet, then flushing the water out of bowl and tank. After this is accomplished, take you poop in said dry commode.
I did the Dry Dock to that bitch Tami before I left her house. It's going to take a jackhammer to get that shit off the bowl!
by The cocks December 12, 2019
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friendship dock

When a man tries to steal his girlfriends friends immediately after they start dating.
Martha hated when Rodrigo was friendship docking by always wanting to hang out with her BFF.
by Sluggers April 14, 2018
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Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.
Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.
by phil endicott May 23, 2020
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Super Docking

When two men use a pocket pussy at the same time to simulate bottoming out.The act commences when one man ejaculates into the other man’s urethra.
Bjoe and troll2fan were super docking in the film booth at the sex shop because they couldn’t afford separate pocket pussies.
by DontBeTodd March 14, 2018
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Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.
Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station
by Fullgae September 12, 2025
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