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doing homework

An inconspicuous manner of telling another that you are leaving to go masturbate.
Hey man, sorry I couldn't go to the strip club with you. I was doing homework.
by ja1ck October 17, 2011
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docking ships

when two dudes, one circumsized and one not, place their penises tip to tip, and pull the foreskin from the uncircumsized fellow over the circumsized mans member.
Me and Blackler had gay foreplay by docking ships!
by Ephesius Balthazar February 6, 2008
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How you doing

Girl: hey
Boy: how you doing

Girl: 🤤
by Poo head shit face September 3, 2019
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doing nothing

Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.
by Justin Till October 1, 2009
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Docking

1.Docking occurs when two men (usually homosexual), with erect penises (both uncircumcised), put one penis head in the foreskin of the other man. The term docking is based on the "docking" that occurs during the space shuttle/space station "docking". Sometimes known as "dry docking". Usually this process occurs until one man "splooges". If both men "Splooge" at the same time this is referred to as "wet docking".
Donna walked in as John and Daniel were docking. Daniel and John became so excited, upon Donna entering, that wet docking soon followed.
by Rancho Cucamonga May 29, 2010
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Domingo Chavez

A fictional character created by Tom Clancy that can be found in a variety of his books and video games. Domingo "Ding" Chavez born Jan 12, 1968 in Las Angeles, CA.

Domingo was first recruited to be a member of a secret CIA-run anti-drug operation in Colombia in Clear and Present Danger, while he was still a sergeant in the U.S. Army. He first met John Clark during this novel and has worked with him since. He has at least two advanced degrees and is fluent in English, Spanish, Russian, Japanese, and Farsi. Domingo worked with John Clark in implementing "Plan Blue" (recruitment of law enforcement officers as intelligence officers) during Executive Orders, some inside Iran. Clark and Chavez lead multiple operations for President Ryan in this novel, some inside Iran. He later was recruited into and became a team leader (with the rank of major) in the multinational counterterrorist organization RAINBOW in Rainbow Six, which defeated several terrorist groups and prevented a bioterrorism plague. It is worthy to note that he later became "Rainbow Six" himself in the later Rainbow Six video games, such as Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas. The position was formerly held by his father-in-law, John Clark.

Domingo is known to possess at least 3 Intelligence Stars; one issued at the beginning of Debt of Honor after a successful operation in East Africa, one issued for John Clark and Domingo during the Japanese conflict, as well as one for his ongoing operations carried out in Executive Orders. These awards—generally given for valor in black operations that officially "never happened"—are awarded secretly, and no medals or ribbons are worn: their existence is classified.
Enemy: "Oh shit it's Domingo Chavez!"
Ding: "Ninja! We own the night" (proceeds to kill foe)
Enemy: (dead to quickly to respond)
by balkaj January 4, 2008
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Doing the Dan

The the act of having sex with a female, and having her pull off your condom because she wants you to rawdog it.

While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.

Durr...
"Shit man, I did the dan last night and I'm afraid that I might have a kid on the way."

or

"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."
by Daddy Dan March 13, 2008
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