rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.
Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!
by What’supDoc November 16, 2023
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mallow scorcher

Instead of roasting a marshmallow to a golden brown, the mallow scorcher incinerates the marshmallow intentionally by sticking it directly into the flames of a campfire.
You have no campfire mallow finesse or skills! You’re a mallow scorcher!
by What’supDoc November 16, 2023
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