turd cruncher

noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it

al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."

by yotoddal January 21, 2006

concharger

Another name for a remote control, most commonly for the television. It is the combination of the words 'controller' and 'in charge'.

"Hey, hand me the concharger or the change the channel, this show sucks!"

by Vailer February 10, 2007

Conch Fritters

Illegitimate kids of Bahama Village in Key West, Florida.

Miss Sadie, where's the the kid's? "Out catchin a chicken for dinner" conch fritters

by twambrose July 29, 2011

crunch

To beat someone or something up very aggressively.

Imma crunch you fam.
If that guy got with my ex I would fucking crunch him.

by baddestbitch69 December 3, 2016

Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009

Ass-Crunch

The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"

You ass-crunch, I was going... to fuck her until you told me she had crabs; now I'll never get laid

by butteredtoastjam September 16, 2010

booty crunch

The act of nibbling or slowly licking that of another persons annal glands.

"damn man last night i booty crunched Leslie's asshole so damn hard."

by SillyBishs July 14, 2014