convent of mercy academy alpha

A school in Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are not zoo animals and do not yam over man they are top tier respectable young ladies

Girl: I go to the convent of mercy academy alpha

Boy: wow I wish u could be with a girl like you

by JC man>> January 2, 2023

Fifi Contest

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.

My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.

by ChrisPCritter November 20, 2010

Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011

Vine concentration

When you cant concentrate for more than two seconds

When kate and muj watched a movie, they couldnt help but look at twitter feeds and instagram due to their vine concentration

by Mental7272 February 27, 2015

Farmyard convention

A congregation of police officers.

Police officers =Pigs

*sees a gathering of police* 'Bloody hell what's this a farmyard convention??

by Rhiblue July 16, 2018

AMSA Convention

When a bunch of amsa students get together at the Upper / Lower school cafeterias or ForeKicks (you know, the soccer facility) to talk about cool stuff like plagiarism, screen time, or ACTing.

"aaron lloyd fuller is really excited about the AMSA Convention tomorrow."
"Yeah, he's giving a speech about the glorious nature of the Roman peoples."

by person682962893672674628374923 November 11, 2018

Range Contest

Where two gay guys see how far they can stand apart and still be able to piss in each other’s mouths

Tim: Lets watch some Range Contest
Robert: Sure I made one last week!

by PackRat515 October 28, 2019