cock convention

See brodeo, sausage fest, circle jerk

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

king coiler

A definition coined by a kid we will call DD in southern ontario, a large soft serve dookie that coils up in the toilet

Dave left a huge king coiler on the hood of that parked car!

by kielbassa June 6, 2016

razzle cofveve

When you dip an apple in a chocolate Starbucks frappe

My friend loves apples and Starbucks, so the razzle cofveve was perfect!

by harry potter theme song si September 30, 2017

Sweaty Clive

A slippery neckbeard that's hard to pin down.

Every time I think I know what's going on that Sweaty Clive throws out something random.

by HotJohnnie808 March 14, 2019

Dirty Clive

Dirty Steve

My Step-son is a dirty little prick. He took a shit onto Xmas paper, wrapped it and added a card with my youngest sons’ name on it. Did the proper ‘dirty Clive’ on him.

by Old and sick (ker than most) May 21, 2019

flaming clive

When you light your pubic hair on fire and let it burn. Also known as a bushfire

Did you see that flaming Clive!!

by Naki is a douche July 16, 2019