cock convention

See brodeo, sausage fest, circle jerk

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

cuddling gus

Code for cunnilingus, for use in pubilc places.

"Man I sure wish I was Cuddling Gus right meow"

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

cock collage

Any place there are am irregularly large number of dudes.

Also see Sausage Fest

Hey was that bar any good last night?
No bro...it was a fucking cock collage.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.

Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

prick peeper

That guy who takes a peep at your dong in the urinal.

Hey! Eyes forward ya prick peeper, I'm trying to take a piss over here.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014