2 definitions by kielbassa

cock, wang, tool, a schwag is slang for penis
man, jon has a big schwag
by kielbassa December 18, 2005
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A definition coined by a kid we will call DD in southern ontario, a large soft serve dookie that coils up in the toilet
Dave left a huge king coiler on the hood of that parked car!
by kielbassa June 6, 2016
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