blumpkin flippity flop

to give fellatio whilst deficating.

David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.

by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007

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Goblin Blumpkin

When a goblin women is giving a blumpkin and pushes the dude off and eats the poop.

Man: "so last night i met this chick i was so drunk and took her home. When i got home I had to take a poop so i made her suck my dick while i was pooping. Little did i know the beer wore off and she was really a goblin"
Other man: "DUDE YOU GOT A GOBLIN BLUMPKIN"

by xEmjayx October 19, 2008

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Kentucky Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while simultaneously defecating. After defecating, the individual performing the oral sex then engages the defecator in anal-oral sex, effectively removing any residual feces.

I haven't taken a better shit since that Kentucky Blumpkin.

by Suckthisbitch March 15, 2010

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munchkin blumpkin

a small, surprising event that takes place in a movie which elevates a good movie to greatness

The whole reason I like to got to movies when they first come out is to be surprised by the munchkin blumpkin (if there is one) before anyone blabs about it online.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

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Blumpkin

Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.

By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!

by Loremann March 22, 2012

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