Awesome Blossom

The gayest word that anyone could ever use.

that was so awesome blossom

by THINGS NOT TO SAY April 3, 2010

Besso

To be repeatedly caught wanking.

"Besso....Your penis is out again"

by The Third Place May 13, 2003

bless this mess

something a son would say to his mother when he's being told to clean his room

"bless this mess" i can't make you anymore

by amkilone November 17, 2010

turd blossom

When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles

She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.

by Mama Turd March 15, 2009

Blessing

When you dip your fan in water and start snapping it towards a crowd.

That queen went off, blessing the crowd. Everyone went to church that night.

by The Gay Squad July 30, 2017

man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.

Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.

by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008

cherry blossom

to be eating out your lady when she's on the rag, and when she cums, you burst a cyst in her backdoor

I was up late doing the laundry because my girlfriend cherry blossomed last night.

by BJCJAB April 11, 2008