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Double Bench Warmer

When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.
“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”
by c1ay_4tw March 7, 2024
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Pork bench

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist
I came to goon, pork bench
by Porkbench July 6, 2024
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Baaster Beech

Homophone for “Bastard Bitch”. Baaster Beech is a term used on people who are acting very gay in public.”
Dude your gay, stop being a Baaster Beech.”
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Scandinavian Bench-press

When you take a towel or washing cloth and hang it from your erect penis in an attempt to test the strength
Last week I got out the shower and I tried the Scandinavian Bench-press. Its when you hang a towel from your penis to test its strength
by Chris100000000000000 March 1, 2026
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African Benchpress

Must be with an African Female riding you and just before climax, you push her into the air like a benchpress and shot the semen into her vagina.
Person1: I heard you got with this black girl last night.

You: Yeah I gave her an “African Benchpress”.
by SuperGooner67 January 6, 2026
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at the bench

a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.
matt: i gotta go, at the bench

jay: whea
by knobhead September 1, 2008
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claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 11, 2008
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