blisterfeld

That one awkward moment where you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

The only way to resolve a blisterfeld is a fight to the death. Or a dance-off.

I got into a blisterfeld with this guy at the mall this morning.

I ran into this woman the other day when we both tried to walk around each other but went the same direction. What a blisterfeld!

by Marcus Andronicus December 28, 2009

Blisterfeld

n. 1.That awkward side-to-side motion you do when you're trying to get past someone, and you each move the same way.

2. a weird uncomfortable shuffling between two people facing each other.

Person A and person B shuffle awkwardly from side to side once attempting to walk past each other.

Person A says to friend "That was one awkward Blisterfeld"

by nikkk. December 28, 2009

Dick Blister

1. A Local Death metal Band in Oakdale California
2. A Blister on your dick
3. A name you give someone out of anger

1. Sing Honey Sperm Dick Blister!

2. I have a Blister on my Cock!

3. Dude, You're a Fuckign Dick Blister

by William Ichord July 19, 2007

blasterama

A really good time.

Hey john did you have a good time with those whores? Yup it was a blasterama!

by mustardass August 29, 2009

Master-Blasterbation

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.

Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?

by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012

Blasted

18th and 19th century term applied to a rotten carcus that has bloated and then actually burst open.

It's impossible to get oil from a blasted whale.

by WGN November 2, 2011

bastertion

Bastard + Assertion
Opinion held by a generally disliked person.

Mel Gibson's bastertion that he hated Jews marked the beginning of his career's downward spiral.

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013