Battle Royal

A misspelling of the popular Japanese book/manga and movie called Battle Royale
If you haven't already seen the film, I suggest you go and see it unless you are really into manga then you could read that first.
To see what its about then read some entries on the Battle Royale definitions.

"Hey did you know how to spell Battle Royale?"
"No I don't, I'll try anyway and create a thread for a misspelt version on Urban Dictionary"
"OK fair enough."

by Jonny January 1, 2005

Fanny Batter

The discharge commonly found within the vagina. Once aroused, the ammount of batter found therein is copious. Also known as lady gravy.

'The crotch of her panties was encrusted with fanny batter'.

by Olivess October 29, 2007

battle shits

The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.

In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.

This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.

The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.

by Jip! January 26, 2007

badtz-maru

A mischievous little penguin; A Sanrio character such as hello kitty, pochacco, etc.

Badtz-Maru is the king of you and everyone else.

by rhaps0dy August 8, 2004

batte

One who has an obsession with a big monster penis.
Masturbates more than others.
Looking somewhat like a pornstar. Dark Hair.
Does whatever it takes to get more cock.
Goodlooking; main reason for recieving cock.
Sexual; constantly wanting to fuck.
Makes good sex noises.
Often horny; perfers swallow to spit.
Petite.

Do you see that petite girl with the dark hair? She is such a batte!!!!

by Joseph Benhakgi November 10, 2008

battle goat

when two guys are each doing a chick from behind, but they are in the same room and the girls are facing each other and the girls' heads are banging against each other. and whoever knocks out the other girl first wins.

watch two goats battling on youtube, substitute goats with women who are being fucked from behind, thus the battle goat.

by goulet24 January 30, 2010

Baby Batter

Sperm, Man Chowder, ejaculate

Man, I gave Sally a load of baby batter last night!

by babybatterboy May 21, 2009