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Bloody Bastards

a physics-based medieval fighting game made by Tibith.Currently available in Android and Ios.Console and PC releases are currently planned.
Guy 1: Hey man have you heard of Bloody Bastards?

Guy 2: No I haven't is it available in PC?
by sugomaster1 January 13, 2022
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Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
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Sad Bastard Jeans

Jeans that are cheap and ill-fitting

Often worn by fat unattractive males

Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’
Male: ‘Do these Jeans look good on me? ’

Female: ‘No they are Sad Bastard Jeans’
by dmkk August 14, 2022
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Side Bastard

A man who dates a married woman. He does everything she ask and must wait for her to get away from her husband to see her.
Damn there is Ezra sitting at the bar waiting for his married girl friend. He is such a side Bastard
by Ezra2727 December 24, 2022
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Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.
"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"
by TCLBW October 23, 2008
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back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.
Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?
by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010
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sneaky lil bastard

A phrase used to express the sneakiness of a bastard
That sneaky lil bastard is back
by Bodapoonboi December 26, 2016
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