asian

The ultimate race of humans. Blessed with great intelligence and skin color that is in between white and black, these people are hardworking and numerous, they may not be blessed in the area of sex but pleasure has no meaning in a world of logic.

The story of how God created man. He made three clay dolls but the first one he made he left in the sun to dry for too long, leaving it black and hard, black people. Next one he left in the sun to dry for too little, coming out as white and doughy, white people. The last one he left in the sun just right, with the perfect tan and hardness, the ultimate race, asians.

by ASIANBOII44 May 27, 2018

Asian Mashtaw

To speak in a tongue, often describing the pronunciation of English by Asian immigrants, that substitutes all L's for R's, all R's for W's and all S's for SH's

-Herro prease, I am fruent in the ranguage of Asian Mashtaw
- Oh herro I am an immigwant fwam Mongoria

by Asian Mashtaw January 29, 2009

asian fright

The shock you get when an asian person walks right by you from behind, and you didn't expect it to happen

Wow, Chung-Ju just gave me a massive asian fright, as I was just walking down the street deep in my own thoughts

by jobey7896 July 27, 2010

Asian Flavors

(1) A gay, Asian man. See: Gaysian
(2) A sexual encounter with a gay, Asian man

Jane: "Where did you eat last night?"
Max: "I went to Olive Garden with my boyfriend, Riley Sun"
Jane: "Oh, so you had some Italian and then went for some Asian Flavors?"

by just6442 April 15, 2011

Asian Squat

A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.

Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!

Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.

Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...

by G-Dogger G July 13, 2018

de’asia

De’Asia is a very hard-working funny girl. She makes everyone laugh but when you mess with her or her friends she will be right up your ass

De’Asia: Hi. What’s up
Alexa: your eyebrows are bushy and so are your friends
De’Asia: right up your ass

by De’Asia May 14, 2018

asian persuasion

is a generic term that describes attractive, charasmatic asian men... i.e. Filipinos, Chinese, Japanese. If you are not asian and cannot comprehend this terminology, go look at the word SWAGGER. Thats the asian word for swagger where the opposite member is feeling his "asian persuasion". His style, looks, aura, the way the he carry himself, attractive qualites of asian men.

Close related term is a mack or player for asian males. He's got that asian persuasion where girls are feeling him. Another example is Bruce Lee. Manny Pacquaio is a good example of asian persuation. He is beloved by the boxing world on how he fights and how he carry himself.

by Pinoy Mafia October 7, 2010