jacked up

In the military, to be given a stern talking-to by an NCO for some offense or omission.

"We all got jacked up this morning for calling him 'sergeant-major' instead of RSM."
"On course they'll jack you up if you aren't wearing dress uniform in your ID photo."

by HellHound May 6, 2015

jackhammering

A sex position that near no woman likes. Like literally zero. MEN, read that last sentence again. And if you feel triggered I would urge you to look at the fact that maybe your ego is being hurt right now because instead of doing proper research you just went off some porn hub shit. Lookup a women's life website like cosmo... now THERE'S what women want in their sex articles. But since you probably won't because you're going to pass this off as just one woman's opinion let me share a fact. ONLY 1/4 women orgasm from penetration alone, let alone you treating their sacred heavenly space as something to be literally destroyed with the god-forsaken jackhammer move of yours. JUST DONT.

Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.

Sincerely,

Representative of the Vajayjay support group

Callie: I swear to god, the next man that tries jackhammering me thinking he's doing something is going to get it bit off.

Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out

Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.

by your vajayjay queen May 5, 2021

dry jackin

masturbating with your clothes on/no lube

The meeting was so long, I wanted to fuck something, so I dry jackin right there under the table.

by ddffaa February 11, 2006

full metal jacket

The single best piece of entertainment ever fucking created, Full Metal Jacket is the Jesus of badassness. It includes such badass stuff as the U.S. Marines, ten minutes of the best chewing out known to the civilized world, machine guns, Ak-47s, M-16, hookers, R. Lee Ermey,and lots of stuff blowing up, all in one movie.

Full Metal Jacket takes shits tougher than all other war movies combined.

by haji killa January 16, 2008

Emo Jacket

A hooded, zip-up sweatshirt intended for athletic use but worn as an every day item. As popularized by emo pioneer Joe Aldridge.

That kid in the emo jacket is such a poser, he doesn't even pull the zipper all the way up.

by Carl Nissly September 27, 2005

samuel jackson

Maker of his own beer

MMM MMM, Bitch!!

by d-Mack April 29, 2004

Jackson

A person who knows the truth about every hidden secret the government is hiding.

Girl 1: I was talking to Jackson last night about politics and how great the government was, and he laughed and educated me on the true agenda of the government!
Girl 2 : damn that Jackson really knows his shit

by J.K. Muncy May 18, 2016